Plain, solid apparel for working trades
No skulls, no slogans you have to explain at the school gate. Just clean type and honest trade pride for mechanics, carpenters, linemen, operators, welders and machinists.
Catalogue Index
Six collections, 50 designs, listed plainly.
Mechanic
Straightforward mechanic designs. Clean type, honest pride, nothing to decode.
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Carpenter
Plain carpenter graphics for people who would rather not wear a punchline.
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Lineman
Simple lineman designs with the trade front and centre.
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Operator
Machine and heavy-equipment operator graphics, kept clean and readable.
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Welder
Welder designs without the skulls. Just the trade, printed properly.
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Machinist
Shop-floor pride in plain type, on a shirt you can wear anywhere.
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View →What You Actually Get
The specification, without the marketing.
Classic tees on a heavyweight base. Heathers and hoodies blend in polyester.
Unisex tee, ladies tee, V-neck, long sleeve and hoodie. XS through 5XL.
The design goes into the fabric, not on top of it. Nothing to crack or peel.
No stock, no leftovers. Production runs 3–5 business days before shipping.
Recently Added
The newest designs in the catalogue.
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Carpenter Because Engineers Need Heroes Too
Price range: $27.99 through $45.99 -
Awesome Mechanic’s Lady
Price range: $23.99 through $45.99 -
Awesome Machinist’s Lady
Price range: $27.99 through $45.99 -
Straight Hustle Welder Apparel – No Handouts
Price range: $27.99 through $46.49 -
Expensive To Hire A Good Operator Apparel – Heavy Equipment Quote
Price range: $27.99 through $44.99 -
These Pumpkins are taken by a Crazy Lineman
Price range: $25.99 through $43.49 -
Im Not Yelling Carpenter
Price range: $27.99 through $40.99 -
Freaking Awesome Mechanic
Price range: $27.99 through $45.99
Some people want a punchline on their chest. Some people just want the job printed properly. This shop is for the second kind.
Questions, Answered
Everything you need before you order.
How long will my order take?
Every item is printed to order, so allow 3–5 business days for production. US delivery then takes 7–15 business days; international orders take 10–30 business days.
Which styles and sizes can I choose?
Most designs come as a classic unisex tee, ladies tee, V-neck, long-sleeve or hoodie, in sizes XS upward. Measurements live on the Size Guide.
What is the fabric like?
Classic tees are ring-spun cotton; heather colours and hoodies blend in polyester for softness and warmth. Prints bond into the fabric — no vinyl layer to peel.
What if it does not fit or arrives faulty?
You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange. If an item arrives damaged or wrong, we cover return shipping and replace it free. See the Refund & Returns Policy.
Do you ship outside the United States?
Yes — worldwide. Rates are calculated at checkout, starting at $9.99 for Canada, the UK and Europe. Customs duties remain the responsibility of the recipient.
Can I order for a whole crew?
We quote bulk orders from ten units up. Email the design, sizes and quantity from the Contact page and we will come back with pricing.






